Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle
and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. " They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a
lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bull sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there,
a cow came by and dropped
some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he
began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and
came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend..
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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This ends the three minute management course
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Sunday, April 20, 2008
[Fwd email] Charles Schultz Philosophy and Now Mine!
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant..
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.
Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.
'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia '(Charles Schultz)
Piece of word from me
I love all of my friends very much.
I truly deeply cherish and appreciate all of you.
I hope that I'm one of the friend that u will never forget.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant..
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.
How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolade s and certificates are buried with their owners. |
Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one: 1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school. 2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time. 3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile. 4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special. 5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with. |
Easier? The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care. |
Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.
'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia '(Charles Schultz)
Piece of word from me
I love all of my friends very much.
I truly deeply cherish and appreciate all of you.
I hope that I'm one of the friend that u will never forget.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
It's been quite some time
Long time didn't update this blog. A lot of things happened.
Tomorrow Imma having culinary assessment at 9.30 and interview with Concorde Hotel Shah Alam at 2.30pm for my internship. The previous interview with The Westin failed. I don't know what to say la. Unsuccessful for Pelangi Beach Resort(they don't accept trainees), Langkawi Lagoon(they only accept culinary students) and Westin(they said they will not provide transportation for night shift) and now, shortlisted for Concorde Hotel SA.
Soon, I'll post up pictures that I've took since the last time I blogged (:
Before that, here are a few pictures I took after my interview at The Westin KL:
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Tomorrow Imma having culinary assessment at 9.30 and interview with Concorde Hotel Shah Alam at 2.30pm for my internship. The previous interview with The Westin failed. I don't know what to say la. Unsuccessful for Pelangi Beach Resort(they don't accept trainees), Langkawi Lagoon(they only accept culinary students) and Westin(they said they will not provide transportation for night shift) and now, shortlisted for Concorde Hotel SA.
Soon, I'll post up pictures that I've took since the last time I blogged (:
Before that, here are a few pictures I took after my interview at The Westin KL:
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Saturday, April 05, 2008
01.04.2008
01/04/2008
It's April Fool Day.I didn't had plans to prank people, but well,at the end of the day i did fooled some people =]
That morning i went to pyramid, with Cold and John.We watched 27 dresses.It was quite nice tho. But inside the cinema i was freezing. Walked around the mall till 6 something n went home with Jon. In the car,Cold wanna prank ppl by saying that she has turned into homosexual. So, of cuz i'm her "les" partner~ We took pictures, she kissing me.
That night when i came online,she sent me this picture,and i put it as my display picture in MSN. So that's when i started to tell people that's my Underground lover XD I managed to con a few people, saying that i just coupled with this guy, from my college(but actually it's just Cold). Can't stop laughing when people got conned. I felt so evil =X
After the clock strikes midnight, I stopped laughing and my mood ain't getting better.Someone came online and said something to me. My mood was down. And so i slept at 4am. I didn't know what I was thinking. I'll keep this thing to myself. Hopefully will get over this soon =] GAMBATTE!
It's April Fool Day.I didn't had plans to prank people, but well,at the end of the day i did fooled some people =]
That morning i went to pyramid, with Cold and John.We watched 27 dresses.It was quite nice tho. But inside the cinema i was freezing. Walked around the mall till 6 something n went home with Jon. In the car,Cold wanna prank ppl by saying that she has turned into homosexual. So, of cuz i'm her "les" partner~ We took pictures, she kissing me.
That night when i came online,she sent me this picture,and i put it as my display picture in MSN. So that's when i started to tell people that's my Underground lover XD I managed to con a few people, saying that i just coupled with this guy, from my college(but actually it's just Cold). Can't stop laughing when people got conned. I felt so evil =X
After the clock strikes midnight, I stopped laughing and my mood ain't getting better.Someone came online and said something to me. My mood was down. And so i slept at 4am. I didn't know what I was thinking. I'll keep this thing to myself. Hopefully will get over this soon =] GAMBATTE!
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